Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

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Cj McCreery

The baddest motherfucker in all of deathcore vocals.

Ex vocalist for Signs of the Swarm

Current vocalist for Lorna Shore

Deathcore fag 1: Dude who is the new vocalist for Lorna?

Deathcore fag 2: Cj McCreery bro!

Deathcore fag 1: I'd love to see Austin Archey and Cj make out

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Aqua Douglas

When you defecate underwater and it cleans you butthole as you excrete.

Bro 1: "Bro I can't hold my shit in, I'm gonna shit in the pool."
Bro 2:"Bro you can't just take an Aqua Douglas right here!"