a person with splendid taste in every subject, who is gorgeous. known for having a sexy, deep voice and perfect hair and smile.
Cool Girl 1: hey, did you see that Koe over there?
Cool Girl 2: Are you referring to the gorgeous man wearing the puffy blue vest and listening to music on his Dr. Dre headphones over there?
Cool Girl 1: Fo sho!
Cool Girl 2: YES!!! i'd tap that
Cool Girl 1: Who wouldn't?
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To combine two names of a couple
If Katie and Joe were dating there names would be Koe.
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adj. describing someone who is the quintessential lady's man, a smooth operator, the ultimate "player" so to speak.
"well aren't you just super Koe tonight...?"
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If you're not the Koes, you aren't shit.
MAN UP!
the Koes: Hey baby, wanna dance?
girl: Ew, no! Security!
the Koes: I have a nine inch dick.
girl: Penetrate me, cockboy.
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A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
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