Frowny Brownie

The spiritual successor to Ookie Cookie. Participants gather around a mixing bowl in a circle. The last to defecate into the bowl must bake and consume a brownie using the fecal slurry. A popular hazing ritual in American undergraduate institutions, especially those with Greek life.

Frat bro Chad told me he lost a game of Frowny Brownie during rush week. He says that confectioner's sugar can only hide so much.