Trojan

A member of a great family that has an alumni network of over 300,000 members worldwide. It is currently ranked higher than UCLA, NYU, UVA, Tuft, Michigan - Ann Arbor and many other prestigious universities. In the past 5 years USC has won 4 Rosebowls and 2 national championships. Some graduates from USC include Forrest Whitaker, Kyra Sedgwick, George Lucas, and Mark Sanchez. Included on the faculty is Dr. Paul Frommer, a linguistics professor who created the Na'vi language. The 5 true characteristics one must have to be a Trojan are FAITHFUL, SCHOLARLY, SKILLFUL, COURAGEOUS, and AMBITIOUS. USC gives over 600 million dollars in scholarships every year to make sure that financial problems do not stand in the way of a student and their proper school. The Trojan Marching Band is considered the greatest band in the history of the universe.

Interviewer: Where did you go to school?
Interviewee: I went to USC. I'm a Trojan.
Interviewer: You're hired.

Prospy 1: Did you see Tommy Trojan over there?
Prospy 2: Yeah he looks so glorious. I hope I get in and don't have to settle for UCLA...

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