Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

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Ficky

Slang from a cult/religion/subculture which shall not be named.

It means of or pertaining to ontological noncorrespondance, in particular a misunderstanding or misrepresentation of reality.

Untrue, fictional, delusional, confused.

Ficky content is referred to as "fick".

"I only watch nature and science documentaries, the rest of the stuff on TV is ficky garbage."

"Why do you read those ficky vampire books? Don't you have anything better to do?"

"Trump is spewing his fick again, as usual."

"Don't exaggerate sweety; it is ficky."

"My mom says wearing makeup and perfume is wrong because it is a ficky attempt to attract a mate by looking and smelling other than you are genetically predisposed to."

"L Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith were fick-peddling lowlifes."

"I don't buy that brand, they use ficky ingredients like artificial coloring and flavoring."

"Look at that fickie wearing a Dodgers hat, a Superman shirt, and a WWJD bracelet."

"Don't use air freshener in your bathroom -- it is ficky to make the room smell like flowers when there are no flowers and the fecal particals are still floating around. Open the window instead."

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