Orgasm

1. Don't say this in an 8th-grade boys' gym locker room
2. Dont say this in an 8th-grade health class (during the reproductive system unit)
3. Say this if you wanna lose your rizz and aura.

1. Gym Teacher: Our word of the week is orgasm
Also Gym Teacher: oh shit.
2. Health teacher: today we will be learning about... ORGASMS?!?! WTF?!?!
3. Science teacher: orgasms are what living cells make... WAIT I MEANT ORGANI-
Your science partner: HE SAID ORGASM XD!!!!!!!
You: Bro lost aura for that.

Horny

We know why you're here. Let's get it over with.
Man: The object called "The Dick" gets hard.
Woman: The object called "The vagina" gets tense and wet

FYI: I felt horny while writing this and written from the perspective of a guy
You're in your math class, there is 1 minute left. Mr. J is finishing up the notes. "And that is why X=7." Mr. J states. The class bell rings, signifying the end of class. Later, at your locker, Linda, the person who you had a crush on every year since 6th grade, walks up to you and whispers in your ear "Meet me after school today, I'll be in the ally next to the movie theater" Later, you meet Linda in the alley. She asks you if your parents were home for the weekend, since it is Friday, and your parents are never home, so you walk Linda over to your house. You both go to your room and start making out—you start kissing on the lips, then the blouse comes off! "woah" you said, as you gazed at the most gorgeous tits you ever saw. "They are beau-" you were cut off by Linda taking off her bra and your shirt. "less talk, more sex," Linda said. She started making out like crazy. She took off your jeans and your boxers and gave you a blowjob. You feel the cum slip out of your dick as she deepthroats you. She starts moaning: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEEEEEEEEPER" You pull out and quickly take off her thong. You start cumming all over. Then you attack her dripping wet pussy. You start moaning and saying "OHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY IMMA FUCK YOU HARDER OHHHHHHH MOAN HARDER WHEN I HIT YOUR G-SPOT" You both start moaning and then you hit the jackpot. you orgasmed 30 times. THE END

Reproductive system

What makes babies

Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin