DJ Zed Kay

1. Asian wannabe DJ Tiesto
2. To make sick remixes
3. To be unknown yet having friends who are mainstream
4. The procedure of becoming a DJ to Singer to Rapper to Producer and back to being a DJ
5. To stay single

1. I am DJ Zed Kaying in the club
2. Let's give the track some DJ Zed Kay
3. I want (insert celeb name here) to marry me or I can just become a DJ Zed Kay
4. I'm a shit-hole, I wanna be a DJ Zed Kay
5. "This relation won't work! I think I should DJ Zed Kay!"