Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

Hold Please

The most polite way you can tell someone who interrupts you to wait a fucking minute while you finish what you were doing!

Hey Mike what do you think about this? Hold please!