TURDIS

TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS

TURDIS

Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time

minecraft good fortnite good

a phrase said by true intellectuals that like both fortnite and minecraft and want to stop the conflict between the games

person: So GlAd I gReW uP wItH mInEcRaFt AnD nOt FoRtNiTe
intellectual 1: ok boomer
intellectual 2: minecraft good fortnite good

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A

Literally the first letter of the alphabet. Perfect for when you want to draw attention in texting but have no idea what to say

Dude1 and dude2 talking
Silence
Dude1: a
Dude1 and dude2 talking

Boopis

A drincc for doggos that is very crazy, and only for hard boyes, and if a non hard boye drinccs it they will be dragged into the void, but it actually taste very gud, even better than bepis

hard shibe: i would like some boopis pls
bartender shibe: are you sure? it very crazy
hard shibe: yes, am sure *pays for boopis and drinccs* damn, that some gud drincc

potat shibe: i would like boopis pls
bartender shibe: are you sure? it veri crazy
potat shibe: yes *pays for and drinccs boopis* aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHSJFJRIFJFIDKC
passerby shibe: SOMEBODY CALL DR MLEM THAT POTAT SHIBE DRANCC BOOPIS

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Rat

A terrible nasty animal that steals your food, but if its a pet its a super heccin CUTE smol guy/girl that can sit on your shoulder and loves snacks with their only minus being that they shit and piss everywhere and live only 2-3 years

Context 1
Girl: EWW ITS A RAT EWWWWWWWWW
Context 2
Person 1: hey look at this cute rat i bought yesterday
Person 2: i cant say anything except this: So. Heccin. CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE

November

i dont even know. what the hell is a november

November does not exist

E meme

E is the face of Markiplier photoshopped on the head of Lord Farquaad which is in turn phottoshopped on Mark Zuckerberg's body. Not many people know it, but alt+num6+num9=E, that means E means 69

person 1: what does the E meme mean?
person 2: E in ascii is 69, so its 69

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