Aunt Mabel

When you want to interact with someone in a nice friendly way, but they try to get more out of the exchange than you want to give.
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.

She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!

You: Hey Johnnie! Where is Gladys?
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.

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