UGM

The Underground Gay Mafia. It is a secret network of gay men who have all slept with each other. It's similar to the Six Degrees of Seperation of Kevin Bacon.

"I slept with Clayton."
"How?"
"The UGM. I slept with Nick who boinked Matt who banged Clayton... sideways."

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Egg

A bad band from Iowa that wears sweater vests, hideous shorts, and have messed up hand signals for "Ignition". They usually golf after a "Battle of the Bands" tournament.

"Egg? Really, Egg?"

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