Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

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ViTaMiN E

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

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Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

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James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.

Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!

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bounced the shizzle off the hizzle my nizzle

i am not needing a bj right now. come back later u nigga.

Hey billy. Jimmy says "Bounce ur shizzle off his hizzle my nizzle!" he wants u latta.

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quyen

very hot girl

quyen is hot

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guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

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