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Suicide

No, no, no. PLEASE DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE. If you are planning to commit suicide because you have done something very bad, then suicide is also very bad! Give yourself the chance to try to change the world. Use this life to do something valuable! Everybody dies, but please don't murder anybody including yourself. You can become a legend!

If you are planning to commit suicide, call +1 800-273-8255.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021

16πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Math

Teacher: (10.5 x 9) + 5.5
Smart student: 100!
Dumb student: umm...

Diplomathic question

by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 20, 2021


Long Neck

what makes girls sexy

long neck

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021


Building Sex

A building sex:
1. any sexual activity with the people in a position that looks like a building.
2. Two or more buildings shaped like they are having sex.
3. having sex on top of a building
4. having sex with a building

1. Andrea: Man yesterday there was some sort of public sex in a park filled with kids and the sexers looked like a building. Adam: YOU SAW BUILDING SEX??!!
2. Have you seen building sex?

3. Yesterday we had building sex.
4. Tomorrow I'm gonna have building sex.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 17, 2021

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


tag

what every word in this definition has.

I find tags in almost every definition on UD.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 1, 2021


boobs

Woman's two breasts. Don't let children under age of 18 see it or else their brains will be infected.

Children shouldn't look at a woman's boobs or their brains will get infected.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 14, 2021

5πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Car Sex

Car sex is when a car inserts the exhaust pipe into another cars exhaust pipe, just like how a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina during sex

Yesterday the Toyota Avalon had car sex with the Nissan Altima.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

9πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž