Schwampadomp

V. To do something with ease or success, and then rub it in the face of someone who can't pick it up as fast.

Eric: Hey Josh, you stacked it 3 times in about a minute! You gotta pick up your game!

Matt: Holy shit Josh, he just schwampadomped the shit out of you!

Decision Making Dress

Any clothing that makes you feel confident enough to make big decisions

Sally: I’m unsure if I should stay with Mark or not
Rebecca: Wear your decision making dress to lunch and everything will become clear