Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

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sink jack-off

A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!

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Devil's Triangle

A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.

I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!

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indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.

Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!

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shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

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show-er

A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.

Most of us cadets are growers, but Matt and I, and a few of our friends are show-ers.

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bonerfied

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.

Matt and I are both bonerfied!

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