ENL UTC

The ENL UTC is the worst school in Scunthorpe and no one should go to it as it is unfair to certain year groups for no apparent reason, accepts way too many students, and then the teachers cry about the corridors being overcrowded, won't do shit about students vaping and smoking outside of school also shitty unqualified teachers. Don't forget the current (2022-2023) absolutely feral year 9s and the fact they pay their sixth formers to sit on their phones for an hour when they are meant to be tutoring kids (who are about to do their GCSEs, fairly important exams I think). Trust me on all of these as I am an alumni of this school.

Man 1: "Hey bro I think I'll go to the ENL UTC as Engineers are needed in modern society!"
Man 2, giving Man 1 good advice: "Bro, bro don't bother, I heard you can barely walk in the corridors as they're that small."
Seriously, do not go to the ENL UTC.