Stange

Disease: Medical Term:
Form of Swine fever affecting only the buttocks area of pigs.
Corruption of Sty Mange.
Caused by sitting in seats at Bramhall Lane too long waiting for a goal.
Effecting the out layer of skin on piggie buttocks.
Producing sores, reddening of the area and massive swelling.
Also known as: Sty Rash; Sty Mange; Blade Mumps; Blange.

It's a sad case Doctor.
He was sat so long at the sty, waiting for the Blades to score, his buttocks have swollen and he's now suffering from Stange.

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Afarid

A slightly dense Northerner who is lost in the middle of London and keeps asking for directions.
(Mainly from other people who aren't from London)

"Which way to the Queens house mate"
"It's behind you"
"Ta very much"

"Stoopid Afarids...Never know where owt is"

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