Stewed

Adj - 1. In effect when something has gotten or become totally screwed up. 2. Facing the possible iminent threat of physical harm.

"The awards we're totally stewed!"

"You're stewed, buttwad!"

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mirrorballing

Describes introspection or self-analysis - the process of looking into all or many facets of ones self at the same time or over a short period of time. Much like looking at a disco-ball up close.

Mike spent the next several hours mirrorballing about the last 4 years of his life.

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cancel her/his subscription

To end a relationship.

She screwed who!? Oh, hell no...I'm cancelling her subscription.

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ass invader

Slang reference to any individual who engages in anal sex. Particularly referential to homosexuals.

Fuck you, ya ass invading cockmonkey!

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TQ

Online gaming slang acronym for "Type Quit" - typically done in a derragatory manner, to insult or humiliate other players.

Just TQ now, <_#($--WD--$)#_>Ownj00!

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dopeslap

Tagging anyone in the back of the neck unexpectedly for doing something particularly stupid.

Commonly done by mothers.

Mom quickly dopeslapped billy for oogling Mrs. Kent's daughter thru the window.

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Kaluka

Another name for the sexy linebacker from the nation of Wailuku

Kaluka is too sexy to be going out with Erica.

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