Pizza Tumor

A large, slightly burnt bubble on a slice of pizza, making it more or less appealing to the pizza eater

"Oh man gimme that slice with the huge pizza tumor"

"NO! Don't give me the one with the Pizza Tumor"

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Another way to write :-\ (the confused smiley), or WTF. Usually used on sidekicks if it's too much of a hassle to double press the 'alt' key or press the 'alt' key three times and move your thumbs to the neccessary keys for the smiley. And the same goes for WTF but with the 'shift' key instead of the 'alt' key.

But in cases of utterly complete nonsense confusion, all three can be used at once to show the utterly complete nonsense confusion.

Txt Msg Sender: My Shirt clock carpet just posterd my foot pee couch!!!

Txt Msg Reciever: :-\ ??? WTF?

Txt Msg Sender: MY SHIRT CLOCK CARPET JUST POSTERED MY FOOT PEE COUCH!!!

Txt Msg Reciever: ... :-\ ... whatever dude, your drunk.

Txt Msg Sender: NO YOUR DRUNK!!!

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