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Norwegian Tan

The sexual act of hitting or spanking your partner all over her body until bright red, then ejaculating and having her rub her body with the fresh semen.

Fiona hates it when I make her get a Norwegian Tan.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

33πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Femur Fuck

The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.

Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Irish Perm

The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.

Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

38πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


Cog Jog

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

Hey Fred, that Guatamalan whore next to the Stop n' Go gives the best Cog Jogs.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cog Jog

This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Hines Maneuver

The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partnerҀ™s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.

Jill couldnҀ™t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

22πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Shetland Pony

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

11πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž