Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

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Foamy Latte

The sexual act of ejaculating on your partner’s lips and having her leave it as it dries. This is also known as a Belgium Dip.

Geena loved the Foamy Latte I gave her at Starbucks.

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