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The 'spartacus' version of twilight.
(Based on some dirty book.)
Ah man, True Blood is gay, just like twilight; with al that romantic vampire bullshi... oh they are fucking.... wait they are killing people now... the blood, the sex!
THIS SHOW IS GREAT! (pulls down pants)
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I wish girls would just stop talking and stand there and look hot.
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Worse variant of campers, the camper that has heartbeatsensors and will stay in one spot all the game.
Hi I'm just pwning some n00bs, hey look at this guy, i'll just noscope him.. AAAH CAMPFAG!!! ... FUCK.. YOU!~
AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER!
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The name for something a person shouldn't have done.
Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.
Also see: Justin Bieber
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The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
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