4:20

The nationally accepted time or date on which the majority of occasional or chronic marijuana users choose to get high from the smoke of cannabis leaves.

Although it is apparent that 4:20 may indeed have originated from H.P. Lovecraft, in addition to many other contrasting theories, it has nevertheless been apparent to me that the first two digits of the number are 42, a number which clearly derives its significance from Douglas Addams in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in which he claims the number to be "the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything."

Nevertheless, the true meaning of 4:20 differs from person, and perhaps it is best that everyone may have his or her own personal meaning of the national holiday.

Person 1: "You know, I really wonder...Why is it that we all choose 4/20 at 4:20 to get high?"
Person 2: "You know, I'm really too stoned to care right now."
Person 1: "Yeah. Now what were we just talking about?"

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tallis

A person who assists one in the act of defecation in a hotel room or other public facility. It is usually found in high class European facilities and hotels. Reserved for the eldery/physically disabled. It is the origin for the English word: toilet.

And do the rooms, sorry, one more question for them, do the rooms have a tallis? T-A-L-L-I-S, see these places actually have a person called a Tallis.

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Felagoro

An alcoholic drink made by mixing pure THC extract with a Nigerian type of gin known as ogogoro, as used by the 70s Afrobeat musician, Fela Kuti.

"Fela's Eurpoean performances were sometimes listless, a development that some attributed to his heavy use of a blend of liquefied THC extract and native Nigerian ogogoro gin, which he called "Felagoro."

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Fly-Over State

States where you should avoid ever being on the ground, due to civil forfeiture laws which allow the cops to literally rob you.

"My uncle drove through a Fly-Over State with $5,000 cash, and he got stopped, and the cops just took it, after they found it with dogs. Now he can't get it back, because it's on trial in "Texas vs. $5,000."

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