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Word used to describe someone who had their growth spurt in middle school and was the tallest, only to become one of the shortest people in Highschool. Squares overcompensate for their rapid decline in height rankings by going through a gym phase, bulking up and hence looking like squares.
"Hey do you know what happened to Christian?"
"He hasn't grown since 6th grade, he gyms now."
"Ah I remember, he was the tallest guy in our grade back then. What a square"
Down Universally is the ultimate version of being down bad. Being down universally is so low that it should only ever be used once in human lifetime. To say someone is down universally means that there is not one living being in this reality that the person in question wouldn't pursue. Being down universally is so indescribable that those who have reached such heights likely never lived to tell the story to others.
It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic
"What happened to John? I haven't seen him since Freshman year of college."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."
A term used to describe large breasts, implying that they are so large that they are heavy.
A short way of affirming what someone else is saying, especially when they are listing or ranting.
"We need more people at this party. I think inviting John, Paul, Pierre and Perry will liven up the vibes."
"Agree"
The female version of Dude. Normally a relatively cool girl who can chill with the boys and play some drinking games. Typically used in improvised speech after a frat boy addresses a group of people with "Dudes", realizes that females are in the premises, and acknowledges them by adding " and Dudettes"
Not to be confused with Brodette, which is similar to Dudette, but likely to be less attractive.
"Hey there dudes and dudettes"
A phase that a nerdy, innocent, or shy girl will go through in highschool or college where they suddenly become more attractive through puberty, knowing how to apply makeup, learning how to dress, or present themselves better, and subsequently attract the attention of many previously uninterested guys.
Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.
Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
"Yo, Ashley is hot now."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."
A friend, who is also a liability, who happens to be from the Sinospheric region.
"Hey Lee, play some defense."
"Screw you."
"You're such a sinoliability."