April 23rd

National slap your tall friend day

Man: “Hey it’s April 23rd!”
Man: “Awe man!”

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January 25

National give your tallest female friend a hoodie day!

Person #1: “Hey, here’s my hoodie.”
Person #2: “But why?”
Person #1: “It’s January 25!”

Kathryn

A girl who loves memes and has fucking problems she’s a therapist to others but she plays her music full volume in her room. She’s fucking real. Whenever shit hits the fan she always gets real. She has a million friends and hates a kid named Shane Rolls. She fucking wants to kill herself but makes jokes about it. She also has a crush but never tells anyone because all of her “friends” will snitch. Ugly ass bitch she is

Man 1: there goes Kathryn”
Man 2: “shit.”

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