Jack
The small townâs douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.
Jax:Did you see dude with the confederate flag on his Bronco?!?!
Abbie:Yeah, thatâs my boyfriend Jack
When your very dorky friend wants to say âheatingâ and âmeltingâ but also happens to be running on two brain cells
My legs are helting the milkshake -Kaylie