Helting

When your very dorky friend wants to say “heating” and “melting” but also happens to be running on two brain cells

My legs are helting the milkshake -Kaylie

Jack

Jack
The small town’s douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.

Jax:Did you see dude with the confederate flag on his Bronco?!?!

Abbie:Yeah, that’s my boyfriend Jack