Brainsturbating

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

Mouroufler

The way someone talks when they’re half asleep and make no fucking sense. This usually results in a slap to the face of the person which talks like this.

Are you going to stop mouroufler, I’ll slap you to death.

Accountaukulelebuddy

The name for a ukulele buddy you love so much, that you hold yourself accountable for his well being and the good health of his ukulele.

"Did you hear the news ? Théo broke his ukulele..."
"What ? Really ? Omg he needs my help !"
"What the hell bro, it's just a ukulele, why do you even care ?"
"Because I am his accountaukulelebuddy and I care about him and his ukulele more than my own children bro !"

Dicktionary

Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)

Jeff has one great dicktionary

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