Hop on Urban Dictionary

A term used by men in their 20s as code to say that they will be having a gay orgy tonight. This term constantly confuses the KGB and FBI.

Tom: "Hey John, wanna hop on Urban Dictionary later?"
John: "Sure thing Tom! I'll get the dildos!"

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

Hop on Elden Ring

A term used by dark souls players to signal that they will be jerking off to gay porn.

"Hey Jimothy, I'm gonna hop on Elden Ring later, will you?"

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Hop on Shrek the Third

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

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