yackley

Yackley is probably the absolute most badass shit kicking motherfucker that walks the earth. Can knock ya out with one fuckin finger, fuck your girlfriend and make you laugh about it. He bites rattle snakes and i heard tell he fist fought a bull..didnt hear he won just that he did. Beat the fuckin piss out of the law a few times fuckin man never sleeps cause his speed is full fuckin throttle.. You cross Yackley just keep in mind dont lie to the motherfucker.. Hes 90 some years old dont look but 35.

The world could use a bit more of Yackley.