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Extreme Hulking

A challenge requiring two 1 liter bottles of slightly chilled Mountain Dew, and a full bladder. The goal is simple, after inserting 1 bottle per nostril, the participant is required to completely drink both bottles of Mountain Dew through their sinus cavities before they finish urinating. Failure to complete the challenge result in being forced to do Heroin.

I can't wait for the day I can say that I Extreme Hulking so I can stop adding to these track marks.

by UltraGrunion April 29, 2023


Rat Bun

When you hold two large rats in your hand like a hotdog bun then slide your penis in between them like a freshly cooked frank.

Nothing beats watching Ratatouille whilst hitting the ol' rat bun.

by UltraGrunion April 29, 2023


Chopper Drop

A thrilling sexual act based off the level "Chopper Drop" from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, specifically the Playstation version released in the year 2000. Supplies needed before attempting a Chopper Drop are simple but necessary including a large amount of body oil, a willing partner, and a Birdhouse Tech Deck board sporting one of the original three Falcon graphics. Participants must generously apply body oil before advancing to coitus. Once ready, the female enters a "doggy style position" while the male places the Tech Deck in his mouth holding it between his teeth like it is preparing to drop out of a Helicopter down into a half pipe. The male will continue to clench the Tech Deck between his teeth as he continues to repeatedly provide penetration. Just prior to orgasm, the male will release the Tech Deck which with the help of gravity will then roll down his chest, and abdomen. At this moment the male will remove his erect penis from the female which will act as a ramp allowing the Tech Deck to launch into the female's gaped vaginal cavity. It is extremely important that orgasm is released at the same time the Tech Deck is about to be airborne. A Chopper Drop is not limited to vaginal intercourse and can also be performed during anal but requires much more precision, and focus.

Last night I Chopper Dropped that chick while listening to Powerman 5000.

by UltraGrunion April 29, 2023