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Yu gi oh

Story of a weak kid with no friends or parents who overcompensates with an absurd hairstyle. After being bullied, his mind eventually snaps and he develops a split personality with sadistic tendencies and satanic powers. He then goes on a sociopathic rampage of challenging antagonists to games wherein he first rapes his opponents mind by encouraging them to cheat. He then uses this transgression as justification to inflict his satanic powers and "crush" his opponents mind by giving them crippling insecurity, turning them into a mindless vegetable or driving them insane with horrific hallucinations. Alternatively, he may simply choose to drop them off a roof or burn them alive.

Antagonist: Nice hair faggot, I'm going to make you my bitch!
Yugi: Fine, but first you have to beat me in a game which has a lot of potential for cheating...
Antagonist: OK faggot, why not?
Yugi: It's game time!
*Plays Yu gi oh, antagonist cheats*
Yugi: Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that this is a punishment game and if you cheat I'll wreck your brain and leave you a dribbling, twitching mess!
Antagonist: Wait, what? That's not fair!
Yugi: Well, neither is cheating! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Antagonist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: Mind crush!

by Ultrariz May 18, 2016

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