whoa job

A blow job of considerable importance, such as one from a superior at work.

Stan: Mrs. Speets wants to talk to me after the meeting about an important project in the works.

Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger?

Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job.

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Spigg

The friend amongst friends who is commonly the pincushion of cheap shots and racially charged jokes.

Mike: Hey guys, you having a pizza party tonight?
Bryan: Well, we're going to be eating pizza, but I heard you're cutting my grass instead.
Mike: Jerk.
Bryan: Spigg.
Mark: Game, set, match.

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