Colgate’s Canvas

Another way of referring to teeth, especially if the owner of the teeth has very good oral hygiene.

Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers

Amanda was a monthly visitor to her dentist and brushed 4 times a day. Her friends constantly tried to make her smile just so they could get a glimpse of Colgate’s canvas.

baised

Another way to say biased, but clearly written in a way to show that you are upset and don’t have the patience to proof-read.

Your nit picky and baised bye bye

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