apathist

1. One who is apathetic. They may be disinterested through their own intention or naturally uncaring. In severe cases this may lead to a distinct lack of effort toward all tasks. Chronic affliction is as yet incurable.
2. A member of the Young Apathists Party.

Man: Why are you in such a state of uncare?
Apathist: Because fuck you.

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capitalist

One who has an affection for the use of capital letters.

Andrew: FUCK ORF
Greg: R looks a lot like F when capitalised. You CAPITALIST PIG!

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