Charne

The condition of being of a good nature, but attracting the company of those without low standards and inhuman qualities. eg, arsonists, anti-social people.
A person who has such a condition.

Derived in part from "Chivalry", "Chaperon", and "Charcoal".

"It's Charne of the barn!" "How can you tell?" "The hair of the guy with her is on fire."
"Who are all these sods? Ah, I must have a faint aroma of charnism about me."

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neocleous

The condition of being fainthearted at the sight of one's own blood, but to frequently participate in bastardous activities involving the pain of others for personal gain. Often thought of as a variant of Arrogant Twittedness.
'Neo' is derived from the Matrix, coining the use of the term as the contrast between behaviors over a matter of hours.

The condition is known most often to occur in those with red hair, while it is also found commonly in obsessive gamers of any sort.

"Dear me, I believe I have developed a case of neocleous."
"The neocleousness of this patient is beyond the borders of human recognition."
"Why did you murder that child?" "I felt a sense of personal incompetence." "Well, sir, you're undoubtedly a neocleac."

Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.

Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!

cathro

Very violent and of an insane disposition. One who is cathro is of a proud nature, but too incompetent to shave their own sideburns.

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but your son has a very distinct case of cathro."
"Ima go FULL CATHRO on your backside!"