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Fossil-fuel fascist assholes who stymie climate legislation and take nightly baths in cash
Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.
those annoying fucksticks who use gas-powered blowers that pollute the planet and annoy TF outta everyone with noise disruption
Clyde was reading in his sunroom on a quiet Saturday when all of a sudden he heard the thunderous din of leaf-blower mafia blowing debris from his neighbors yard. the blow-and-go crew started at 7 a.m. and really got under Clyde's skin. "fucking hell, when are we gonna invent a quiet, electric version of the leaf blowers? these goddamned machines are annoying and terrible for the planet." Clyde put his earbuds in and kept reading.
During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"
when criminal-GOP politicians tweet performative-bible verses to distract from scandal
Lyle was scrolling Twitter yesterday and saw Kelly Loeffler's "direct hearts to god" bible nonsense and got sick to his stomach. "my god these depraved assholes" he said aloud. "she Pulled a Marco and tweeted bible bullcrap to distract from insider trading and posing with a KKK wizard, I can't."
Paramus NJ Casino Mobster trump and his Red Hats think Jesus, Judge Pirro and Alex Jones are gonna reinstate him as fake-POTUS in August so he can reclaim the position he stole with Russia in 2016. They're all feverishly working toward a Stoup so Biden is evicted and donald can go back to doing no work and complaining about Rosie O'Donnell.
trump earned Casino Mobster nickname when he spent billions of dollars, in the freakin' 90s, to build a shithole casino in New Jerseyâwith tons money-laundering allegationsâonly to have the whole thing go bankrupt in the end.
Who spends nearly $2B to build a shithole casino in New Jerseyâalong with credible accusations of money launderingâonly to have the whole thing go belly up? Casino Mobster does.