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The currency of the future inspired by our lord and saviour, Jah. One JahCoin is worth around $2057.00 CAD.
Ernest: Yo fam, did you attend Gekyumeâs circumcision?
Christopher: Yeah, man. I even got a piece! Yo, isnât a square inch of Gekyumeâs foreskin worth like 3 JahCoin?
Ernest: Jahllahu Jahkbar!
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v. the act of murdering your significant other's laundry. this act is usually done by a newly wed female to her husbands favorite clothes. also to her least favorite.
Also the act of burning a traded or free agent sports star.
why are you wearing that shirt again?
Well my other clothes were involved in a laundricide. I think my wife wants to give me a make over.
Where is your LeBron jersey?
It was a random act of passionate laundricide. It wasnt premeditated I swear.
The holy word spoken through the mouth and soul. Normally heard before Jahâs disciples (you guys) begin to gently nibble on Gekyumeâs sweet, tender and juicy foreskin, or when Jah does something holy himself.
Ernest: Whatâs happening, cuh?
Chris: I was jacking off to Furry BBC with no hope. Then a few prayers later, Jah came down from the heavens and used his hands to gently cradle my balls.
Ernest: Truly inspiring. Spotlight uh Moonlight uh!
Chris: Jahmen!
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When there's something strange going on in your butt, Who you gonna call? New Jersey Institute of paranormal proctology. Ie. theres a ghost in your ass!
Was your butt just howling?
No, Its haunted by a shit spectre.
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A word that was invented and made popular late 2014. "Bruh" originated from the legendary social media Vine alongside with a bunch of popular sayings such as Deez Nuts or Yeet, for instance. The term "Bruh" can be used to address your friend. "Bruh" can be a response to something stupid, surprising, petty, savage, and vice versa.
Example 1: Frustration.
*Great Famine*
Gekyume: Gm mom, what's there to eat?
Cleo: Nothing, sweetie. The Great Famine is going on.
Gekyume: Bruh.
Example 2: Someone said something stupid.
Ernest: Mom, my stummy hurt.
Mom: Well yeah, 'cause you always on that damn phone!
Ernest: Bruh
A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.
Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.
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when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.
a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.
Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.
Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.
yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.
hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.
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