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laundricide

v. the act of murdering your significant other's laundry. this act is usually done by a newly wed female to her husbands favorite clothes. also to her least favorite.
Also the act of burning a traded or free agent sports star.

why are you wearing that shirt again?
Well my other clothes were involved in a laundricide. I think my wife wants to give me a make over.

Where is your LeBron jersey?
It was a random act of passionate laundricide. It wasnt premeditated I swear.

by uncle lester July 23, 2010