maid cycle

The interval between visits from the cleaning woman, during which time a guy's place gets progrssively messier and less presentabale

"I can't invite her over here tonight because she's never seen my place this late in the maid cycle."

meatloaf

To tell a woman you love her in order to have sex, without considering in advance that she will think this means you are in a relationship (from the last verse of Paradise by the Dashboard Light)

"She'll definitely sleep wtih me if I meatloaf her, but I have too much integrity to do that. Not to mention that she might stalk me after I break up with her."

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