3am watcher

That one person that jerks off to any type of porn after 3am

I am a 3am watcher. Just busted a fat one a few minutes ago. It's currently 3:12am

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DIY Swamp Water

the water in the toilet after a liquid bowel movement.

jarold: HEY TEDDY!!!
Teddy: WHAT!!!
Jarold: GO GRAB THE MASON JAR I JUST MADE SOME DIY SWAMP WATER!!!

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