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Trans Atlantic Cable

An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.

Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.

by UnclePercy March 11, 2014


kangapoo

This word describes a long tapered turd/shit that is fat on one end and skinny on the other. The turd resembles the tail of a kangaroo.

I took a dump before heading to work. It was a classic kangapoo. G'day mate.

by UnclePercy March 11, 2014