SUS

acronym for stand up suprise

adjective to describe girl who has a pretty face, usually with a nice make-up job, and generally pretty and slender upper half, usually observed while seated and from across a table, but who, upon standing up, gives you the surprise of an ENORMOUS arse and bottom half in general. Can also be used as a noun. stand up surprise or SUS does not apply to curvy women, only where the top/bottom dichotomy is extreme.

Can also be used as "stand up.... suprise!" to emphasize a particularly extreme case of SUS.

Adjective: I met a girl at lunch today and she was such a SUS.

Noun: I met a SUS at lunch today.

Extreme noun: I met a stand up.... SURPRISE! at lunch today.

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