ComfortableChair

The softest, most silky smoothest chair ever made. It's life, STD.

Person1: "This is the most ComfortableChair I've ever used."
Person2: "I agree, my parents made me here."

The m-word

The m-word = masturbating/masturbation

It’s like the n-word, but instead of saying it out of respect for the black population, you say it because you’re a fucking pussy.

Guy 1 (virgin): You mothertrucker!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): wut?
Guy 1 (virgin): You commited THE M-WORD IN MY HOUSE!!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): Are you perhaps referring to WANKING OFF? You’re a complete fucking moron for saying that. Also, I fucked your mother.

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