sulfur dick

When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.

Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job.

Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick.

Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM!

Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick.

Sulfur balls

When you take a shower and forget to wash your balls so they smell like sulfur. Often developed through extended poor hygiene habits. Similar to sulfur dick.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you suck on my balls while I beat my meat?
Girlfriend: YEAH Daddy I love sucking on your balls.
Boyfriend: Unzips pants, pulls pants down and BAM!
Girlfriend: Daddy I just can’t cause you have sulfur balls.

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