Clerpies

Clerpies is a hybrid strain of STI/STD. The origin of this mutant strain is highly debated amongst epidemiologists. Contact tracing suggest the disease originated in the south western suburbs of South Australia.

However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.

Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.

Make sure you tarp up she has Clerpies.

Whipped

A guy who when in a relationship stops hanging with his friends. We all know one rat.

Luke: Hey man, I haven't seen Ryan lately?
Dave: Yeah dude, he is so whipped