Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

Snaccident

When an unexpected opportunity to snack occurs which can not be avoided, and therefore can not be blamed on the snacker.

Zeus the dog had a snaccident when Cassie dangled Josh's pet gerbil, Zack in front of his face. Poor Zack.

"Susan, where's the rest of the sour cream and cheddar chips?", he asked. She said "Sorry Rob, there was an unfortunate snaccident involving those chips today."

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