When members of 2 different races are 69ing, it resembles a Yin Yang.
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The mouth of a female
Aka: cum vacuum
Guy 1: I dont want my ejaculate matter to go to waste. What do I do?
Guy 2: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Guy 1: Oh yeah. I could use her vac-cum to get rid of it.
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Liking someones status, not because you actually like it, but because you could tell that the person tried hard to write it and expects people to like it.
Meh, that status is kinda lame, but I could tell that Sally thought it sounded really cool when she wrote it. I'll just pity like it.
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A photograph of pornographic nature.
Did you see Staceys pornograph?
Yeah man! She was completely naked from head to toe!
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Having your penis owned by a bitch.
AKA: gettin a boner from a bitch you didnt want
Ron: I didnt wanna have sex with this bitch grenade but then she gave me a lap dance, I got a boner, and one thing led to another...
Eddie: Dude, you just got BOWNED!!
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