dream

A mythical male creature, known to be hated by the species "commonwealthers". Only one exists, and is also under the subcategory of fatherus missingus.

Dream: Yo guys-
Smart person: shutup

paragonda

A group of people who like triangles and worship them.

"Yo! Did you catch the paragonda meeting yesterday?"
"Yeah man, we ate triangle sweets!"

Axolotl Day

Axolotl day is on the 24th of every month. It's a day for people to appreciate axolotls. Axolotl sales from exotic pet shops seem to be very high every Axolotl Day.

"Hey bro, it's axolotl day! We should buy one."
"Yeah!"