borrow to own

Similar to what happens when you make payments on a house or furniture until you own it (rent to own), it's when people borrow your sh*t, and intentionally never give it back. It usually happens when you loan stuff you don't use anymore, so you forget you loaned it out.

No need to cop a 5-year-old cd. Just get it from your best friend and borrow to own it.

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A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

voice of treason

The inner voice that tells you its OK if you hook up with your friend's spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't believe Rick's girl sent me a sext a couple weeks after they broke up. We tried to hook up years ago. I know it might be shady but the voice of treason is telling me there's technically nothing wrong with it.

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