A mob in Minecraft that explodes after about 2 seconds of the player going anywhere within about 3 blocks of it, looks like a piece of snot with four legs.
Girlfriend: Hey, you wanna go out to eat?
Boyfriend: H*LL YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Girlfriend: walks away, later dumps him
The only thing children do these days.
My kid just lazes around all day while gaming
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